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| school for the rest of this week...
THEN WINTER BREAK. YEEEAAAH
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| Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/friend is taking their sweet time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
>carts when they aren't looking.
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> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at every 5-minutes.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms and leave a sign on the door that says "enter at own risk."
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares" and see what happens.
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> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
> away.
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?! im not that bad!'
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> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and then pick your nose.
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> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>Mission Impossible Theme.
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> 12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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> 13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say
>PICK ME!!!!
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again! get them away from me!!!
> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while...and then yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
i like number 4 and 13
too lazy too mkae new background
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